I OWE YOU ONE

Lisa: "I heard you last night, Bart. You prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is, exactly. All I know is he's a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together, and you owe him big."

....remember when THE SIMPSONS didn't suck?

AAHHHHH SHIT!

Three day weekend. Hot as fuck. SF is the place to be. I'm gonna sleep in on Monday. Saturday and Sunday, on the other hand . . . .

If you don't know . . .




Fuck school. I'm not gonna look at my books til Tuesday morning.

FUUUUUUUUUCK THE OLYMPICS

Honestly, who the fuck gives a fuck about that shit?

More importantly, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck NBC for airing around-the-clock coverage of the event. 12:35am is CONAN O'BRIEN time, not "watch a bunch of jocks try to out-jock each other for stupid ego related reasons" time.

2 MUCH BOOTY

addicting as heck:

FUCK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I just had the worst conversation of my life. It was with a robot (of Indian origin, i assume). What fucking genius thought up of the idea for robots to handle appointments and shit over the phone? Fuck. So fucking frustrating. Gaaaah. It's especially more frustrating since I went through puberty last week and i guess my voice isn't as decipherable as it once was.






ROBOT: Please, state your first name

ME: Joe

ROBOT: I'm sorry, i didn't get that. Please, state your name

ME: JOE

ROBOT: I'm sorry, i didn't get that. Please, state your name

ME: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

Operator: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please wait while i transfer your call to the nearest available operator








BITCH! I should've been hooked up to a fucking operator in the first place. I don't trust robots. The first chance they get, they'll turn on you. Haven't we learned ANYTHING from the Terminator movies? Gaaaaah what the fuck. I want those 20 minutes of my life back! I could've, like, jerked off 4 times within that span of time.

EXCIIIIIIIIIIITED

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

SWEATPANT ADVENTURES

i skated at the new Potrero park this morning at like 6. Jake Phelps was there. He has old man elbows. He was quite the gentleman (which is a far cry from what he apparently was at a contest i went to a bunch of years ago). I think he wanted to get in a quick session before work. Fuck, that place is gnarly. A lot of chicks frequent the park, too. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Fuck, MAMMA MIA comes out soon. I love ABBA. I hope i'm not the only (straight) guy in the theater.








i want this:

I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE FILIPINO-AMERICAN VERSION OF COREY HAIM

What can i say? Well, for one thing, i can't say i'm surprised. I knew what was gonna happen.Or did I?


I'm actually not that bummed. The only real gripe i have is that i have to wait TWO FUCKING WEEKS to do it again. Too many teens out and about, probably. Thanks a lot SUMMERTIME. You're a real bummer. A fox . . . but a bummer, nevertheless. Once again, for the one-millionth time, GOD has fucked me over. Screw you, you FUCKING SON-OF-A-BITCH. Wait, GOD doesn't have a mother . . . or a father for that matter. I guess that makes him a FUCKING BASTARD.



Shit, i think i just totally totally screwed up the cosmic balance of the universe, didn't i? Sorry GOD! You know i'm just playin'!!! (or AM i?)








aaaaah shit, Heather Graham. I'll have you in my clutches. Someday.












































Fuck red ferrari's

SLOBBAKNOCKAAAAAAA

In my youth, I was TOTALLY into wrestling. Nah, none of that olympic gold medal shit. I watched the REAL stuff (which, ironically, is also the FAKE stuff). I like blood, and tits, and steel chairs, and tits, and battle royales, and tits, and finally . . . tits. Wrestling embodied all those attributes and and whole lot more. I've never been fortunate enough to attend a live wrestling show. I would always hear about Monday Night Raw or Monday Night Nitro coming to the Cow Palace or some shit, and always get bummed when my parents wouldn't take me. Because of that, there has always been a little teeny tiny empty hole in my heart that has never been filled. Due to a certain event known as "growing the fuck up," my passion for half-naked men grappling in each others arms has sorta kinda fizzled out. With that said, i'm afraid i'll never experience the spectacle of professional wrestling live and in the sweaty flesh.

Well, i just saw an 80 year old woman get right-hooked to the face, so i guess that's the next best thing.

And she was wearing GLASSES!

These dudes were i guess trying to steal the cash register from 88 Rice Bowl. Who the fuck tries to steal an actual cash register? I took a look at those cats, and from the looks of them, i doubt they could carry a Thanksgiving turkey (much less a cash register). Well, when their plans blew up in their face they tried to escape....too bad the manager lady was blocking their way. One of the dudes flat-out SOCKED her in the eye . . . which of course broke her glasses. One of the workers there was wearing a white shirt, which quickly turned to red when he helped her to a seat to rest up.

I saw the aftermath in her face: it was disgusting. It was all swollen shut, and there's no doubt in my mind that there were a few shards of doctor-prescribed glass lodged in her eyeball and surrounding regions.

I saw the dude strut his way out of there. Nope, he didn't run, He STRUTTED. Like fucking John Travolta in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER. The dude is sort of an asshole, but i gotta give him props for style. I haven't seen such stylish combat maneuvers since . . . well, since ever. It was sorta like Michael Jackson in the music video for "Smooth Criminal"


THE DARK KNIGHT comes out in like 2 weeks and fuuuuuck i really feel like i let Heath Ledger down. If he were in my undead shoes, he would've dropped his Skatebook #2 and James Kelch New Era hat to the floor, and tackled that hubba-hoodrat-hoochie to the ground. That's what HEROES do. Oh shit, doesn't he play the Joker? The Joker's the antagonist of the movie, right? WHOOPS.


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In other news, the girls of my dreams were at the FTC party tonight! OH shit, i took a Polaroid of them with my mind and saved it in my DO NOT ERASE file.

HOTTEST GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

i took a picture of the back of her head with my phone but the quality of it stinks like crotch . . . so here's a somewhat stream-of-conscious picture post that will hopefully capture and project her spirit faithfully:


















































fuck it, i'm too lazy to post any pictures. Lets just say she was a mix of the girl who plays Luna Lovegood in the HARRY POTTER movies, courtney love, and Tinkerbell (the animated version, NOT julia roberts). Mmmmm, what a yummy combination.


CHIPOTLE was giving out FREE burritos today and oooh wee are they a doozey. I suggest requesting extra cum . . . errr, i mean sour cream. Is that what i meant? Maybe. I went down to Westlake Shopping Center and MAN it looks differennnnnnnnnnnt. I haven't been there since they closed down JC Penny. So what is that . . . like, 8 years?

I saw THE WACKNESS last night. It was alright. I dunno, i've been bored with everything lately. It's by no means horrible, though. The soundtrack is killer, and the film really captured the 90's perfectly. Olivia Thirlby is hottttttt, and Mary-Kate Olson steals the show. I had no idea she had actual, legitimate acting chops. She's in the movie for a full 5 minutes, but those 5 minutes are superb.

HARDY HAR HAR

they showed this clip on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE last night and i laughed very much:

BRUNETTE . . . BLONDE . . .

. . . pink.







In N Out is overrated. Good, but overrated.

THE ONLY WAY I'LL STOP EATING TOMATOES IS IF YOU FUCKING SHOOT ME WITH A SHOTGUN WITHIN ONE INCH OF MY FACE (OVER MY DEAD BODY, SAL)

I was watching the news this morning and Sal Castaneda told me not to eat tomatoes or something anymore . . . and you know what? Fuck you, man! I'll eat as much tomatoes as i want you big fucking liar! Remember that time you said it was gonna be a hot scorching day, and it ended up raining?!?!?!? I got super soaked! Haha, the jokes on you Sal! I went to the gayest building in all of San Francisco this morning to do some gay stuff and i got treated to lunch . . . Escape from New York Pizza - veggie, pestato, bbq chicken, and margeretta. Oh, and some idiot ordered one box of Hawaiian. Good job, genius! Well yeah, there were hella tomatoes up in there, and i refused to take a single one off.





UP YOURS, SAL!














i'm starting to feel a little sick.

I HATE TO ADMIT IT . . .

. . . but the new N.E.R.D album is actually pretty good. The entire disc just leaked out and i took it upon myself to not support the band and download the album onto my desktop free-of-charge. Take that, Pharell! The Asian dude is cool, though. Fuck, i feel guilty now.

Ok, guilt gone! Track number 7 in particular is quite epic.












Pharell wouldn't last SIX SECONDS at CSP:

HO LEE SHIT

3 hour season finale of LOST just ended. I can't believe it's gonna be a whole fucking year til season 5 starts. TORTUUUUUUUUUUUURE.


I saw MISTER LONELY today and mannnn was i disappointed! I liked Harmony Korine better when he was doped up on heroin. Fuuuuck.




ohhhhhhhhh shit, check this ouuuuut!

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

BREAKFAST

*garlic scrambled eggs
*Foreman-grilled Ball Park beef franks
*sliced tomatoes
*pico de gallo
*steamed rice
*el pan
*vanilla bean ice cream with generic Teddy Grams sprinkled throughout
*semen

WOAH REALLY?

I don't know what's worse . . . this or Lost Boys II.

WOOOWEEEE MY CROTCH STANKS!

...and the hotter-than-thou heatwave San Francisco is currently experiencing sure as fuck isn't helping. I just took a shower last night and when i woke up this morning it smelled like a donkey shot himself in the temple and his brains splattered all over my bedsheets. I've been thinking about shaving my pubes for a while now. Maybe that will help with the smell? My friend Earl told me that shaving his pubes was the best decision he ever made. In middle school i used to apply Old Spice on my ballsack. But then it got all flaky and i got scared cause i thought i contracted the "crabs" or some shit.


School is ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvver and i'm gonna try to be out-and-about every single day before summer school starts. Tobin Yelland is having a photo show at Hamburger Eyes this Sunday and i'm hoping i can make it. Since i'll be in The Mission, i might as well look for a blazer for my cousin's wedding in June. I've had my eye on the "1970's leisure suits" rack at Clothes Contact for a long while now.

CHOCOLATE COVERED MINI CORN DOGS ARE THE BEST KIND OF MINI CORN DOGS

Oh shit i went to MOONSTAR today and, like, there was this girl there and she was eating this chicken nugget kabob rather sensually, and i used my imagination and replaced the kabob with my friend Earl's penis and i was all like "damn grrrl! I didn't know you were half-Black?!!?!?!"










Oh shit and they got this chocolate fountain there and i acted as if it was a water fountain. Needless to say, i was quite stoked.



Too bad i ended up vomiting about a fourth of it when i got home.

REHAB

....i should've gone sooner.

THE MOST RETARDED THING EVER

I just saw a few clips of Hilary "Hil-Rod" Clinton, Barrack "The Barrack" Obama, and John McCainmaniaorwhateverlameassnamehecameupwith on what i assume was Monday Night Raw? I don't really watch wrestling anymore, so I'm not really sure. All i remember is that it was sooooo fucking stupid.



All 3 were totally reading off cue cards! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

Fucking losers. Is Larry Flynt still running for Prez? Shit. He'd be great. Fuck those other hoes.

"KEEP YOUR DIRTY PACKAGE OFF THE TABLE"

Wooooo! GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK!

Tonights episode was sooooooooooooooooooooo tasty!








Michelle Tractenberg is gonna be in next weeks episode. I hate her.

SHE'S BAAAAACK!

...and with blonde hair, no less:



Brunette...blonde....whatever. Still smokin'

She posted up 2 brand spanking new demos on her myspace, and they are very very very good. That's 3 "very"'s ! ! There's nothing higher than 3 "very"s! Well, maybe 4.







Weezer also just released a new single and i guess it's tolerable. What do i know? For all i know, it could be fucking amazing. It's just that whenever i hear something new from them, i have no choice but to compare it to the masterpiece known as PINKERTON. So far they haven't been able to reach that level of lyrical supremacy. Oh wells.

FUCKKED

I have a Nutrition test tomorrow, and instead of studying like i should be (cause i've been practically sleeping in class for the past 2 months), i'm watching "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" on YouTube.

i suck.





Is it just me, or are all the girls in the Harry Potter movies fucking attractive as hell? Who's the casting director for all these films? He/she is a fucking genius! Gaaah.

The redhead one, the smart one, the Irish one and the Asian one. Man, foreign accents and schoolgirl uniforms are a perfect fit.



And even though she was all deranged and loony and shit, Helena Bonham Carter was still hot. Once again, another example of how a foreign accent could make all the more difference.












oh, and the new Phantom Planet record came out today and i need to buy it. It's good. I went to a concert of theirs last week and it was great.....despite all the fucking annoying girls screaming and dancing around like demon-possessed idiots . Fuck. I wish the concert was "boys only."

I SAW THE HOTTEST GIRL ON THE BUS TODAY

Oooooooh wee, she was hot. I should've taken a picture of her with the shitty camera built into my phone. But every time i snap a pic of anything, it makes a really loud sound effect. Like......the sound of a shutter. And i can't for the life of me figure out how to turn it off, or at least turn it down.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo! I'm starting to forget how she looks like! Shit. She's fading away from my memory as I type! Noooooooooooooo! Fuck. Fuck. Ummmmmmmmmm....no!!!! She's gone. Fuck.

She had an appreciation for the color orange. I find that strangely attractive. Freckles, pale complextion, jet black hair - the whole shebang.

She kinda had a Zooey Deshcanel/Lisa Loeb/Tina Fey/Vampira/Velma from "Scooby Doo" thing goin' on.

HOLY SHIIIIIIT!

I went to high school with this guy:

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

There's now a 200 dollar fine for bringing food onto a BART train.



I wonder what's the fine for *actually* EATING food on a BART train. Fuck. That shit is steep. Why can't you let me eat my stick of salami in peace?!?! I ain't hurtin' anyone!!!!



Who do you think i am?!?!?! This guy?:

NOW I KNOW HOW JESUS FELT

i fucked up my hand.


I accidentally grabbed onto a bunch of barbwire in an attempt to stop myself from falling off my board. I should've just fell.

It feels all numb and tingly. I feel like chopping the fucker off cause there's really no use for it anymore.

I hope i never get crucified. Do they still consider that a form of punishment? Or would it be considered too cruel and unusual? In my opinion, ALL punishments should be cruel and unusual (unusual = comedy). I know they don't use the electric chair anymore and stuff....but what about "death by crucifixion on top of a mountain top at high noon?" Fuck. Note to self: never go to jail



Oh, and there's this motherfucker who works at DLXSF who is pretty much a big fucking asshole who can suck my dick. Fuck you, fucker.

THIS IS WHAT ALL MUSIC VIDEOS SHOULD LOOK LIKE

MY REVIEW OF HILLTOP MALL

that place sucks.
















































































































































The security guards cruise around on fuckin' Segway scooters! SEGWAYS! Really? C'mon! ! !

IT MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER

There was a girl on the M train who looked like Chloe Sevigny



Chloe Sevigny is hot. So was this girl.


On the subject of MUNI:
i just heard their raising the fast pass price from 45 to 60 bucks. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!




Oh, and there's this store on Van Ness called American Rag...and yeah, they fucking suck. I hate hate hate the people that work there. They have a GREAT selection of beanies for dirt cheap, though.

SOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOD

....hands down, the tastiest thing to ever enter my mouth (well, except for maybe cock)


Damn Chester, you really outdid yourself this time. I forgive you for giving birth to that bastard child of yours known as "Flamin' Hot." Fuck that kid. I don't get all the hype. You can't even taste the CHEESE! Maybe he was adopted and/or is a test tube baby?

But i still don't forgive you for "Puffs." Those flat out SUCK.

NICE BREASTS!

Firecrotch is packin' heat!

CLEAVAGE PATROL #1

DATE - THE 15TH OF FEBRUARY 2008, FRIDAY
TIME - 10:45 IN THE AM

NAME: unknown
AGE: she looked between the ages of 19 and 24
ETHNICITY: Caucasian
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: the 71 MUNI bus heading down Haight St. towards the Ferry Building
HOTNESS OF CLEAVAGE: 10 out 10
OTHER COMMENTS: she was sporting a nice looking pair of Nancy Sinatra-esque knee high boots. I eavesdropped on her cellphone conversation and apparently she was going to the DeYoung Museum to stare at stuff, and afterwards was going to meet up with whoever she was talking to on the phone to catch a movie (lucky bastard). Oh, and she looked like a peach-haired life sized version of Tinkerbell (which in of itself is a MAJOR boner inducer). We also happened to both be wearing identical palatinate purple corduroys. She, of course, looked better in them.

THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Ken Miller + Daniel Desario + David Gordon Green + M.I.A = WOAH SHIIIIET!

"YOU SUCK, WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF THE STAGE HO!"

damn. Greatest snippet of dialogue in primetime television history...courtesy of:




Thanks, Kev.

OHHMIGOSSH, SCARLETT JOHANSSON TOTALLY JUST CALLED ME!

...she told me to vote for Barrack Obama.




i was gonna vote for Bush again, but then i saw that he isn't running for re-election, so i guess i should just listen to my dick.....err, i mean my "heart"...and take Scarlett's advice and vote for Baarrackdkfdfddk.

FUCKED

Brad Renfro and Heath Ledger are dead...

...while Paris Hilton promotes her new *film* (i use that term loosely), "The Hottie and the Nottie," at the once prestigious Sundance Film Festival:









Who said life wasn't fair?

ETERNAL SUNSHINE IS HARD TO TOP

I wanted to like this:



..but it wasn't likable.


Melonie Diaz is hot, though. And i was sitting a few seats away from an intoxicated Mos Def. So i guess the entire evening wasn't a loss after all.


I'm really hating the rise in prices for BART. All in all, i spent 6 bucks on transportation to and from a movie that i didn't enjoy.

THINGS I HATED ABOUT TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVEN

I hated practically everything about this past year, but the shit mentioned in the following list take the cake in regards to exploring new levels of shittacular shit:

-CROCS



For all you foot fetish assholes out there: FUCK YOU. Why can't you fuckers get turned on by normal shit like the rest of us (i.e. unshaved bushes, tattoos, piercings, missing gag reflexes, eyebags, etc)? Since when did making your feet look like retarded swiss cheese become fashionable? Disgusting.....sooooooo gross.

_____________________________________________________________

-BLUETOOTHS



i wanna smack this fucker in his stupid fucking face. Fuck you, you yuppie skinhead. I wanna stab his ear piece with a pencil so that little traces of microchips will end up getting lodged in his ear drum. Imagine having to live the rest of your life with a slight *jolt* in your ear every few seconds. It probably isn't fun. That's what you get for wearing stupid ass shit like this.

______________________________________________________________

-ZUMIEZ



Shouldn't skateshops employ people who *actually* skate? I don't know, maybe i'm delusional, but it sounds right.

Oh, and please please PLEASE stock other videos BESIDES that fucking overpriced Pharell William's skate video. The dude is a douche (just like the majority of the people that shop at this piece of shat store)

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- HIPSTERS WHO AREN'T THE SLIGHTEST BIT *HIP*

(The reason i couldn't post any pictures of these fucking freaks is because they're SO HIP to the point that they all set their MySpace profiles and photo albums to "private." Fuck you guys. Besides having a forum to **mentally** stroke your own penis, what's the point of having a profile on a social networking site, then? Stupid losers.)

Well anyways . . . they suck. Their futuristic haircuts suck. Their taste in so-called *indie* music sucks. Their ironic t-shirts suck. Their choice of friends suck. Their bangs suck. Their ballsack-choking ridiculously tight pants suck. Their prescriptionless black framed eye glasses suck. Their faux-hawks suck.

And most of all . . . their _________________ sucks.

Don't get me wrong, hipsters are great (i hope to be one, one day) . . . it's the stupid wannabe ones that taint the overall image of those cool cats. I hope they all get anthrax for Christmas.

_____________________________________________________________

-LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT





...and i'm not the father. Fuck.

______________________________________________________________________

- ASIAN LATCHKEY KIDS



stop wasting all your fucking money on stupid shit like fruits and milk. Trust me. I know from experience. I've drank truckloads of milk over the course of my short life and i have yet to grow an inch higher than a lawn gnome. Start saving all that loose change your parents give you for lunch money, and start buying books or magazines or whatever the hell it is that compells you to sit "Indian style" on the filthy fucking floor of public bookstores. Purchase the shit and GET THE FUCK OUT. I'm walkin' here! ! ! I haven't seen so many bodies scattered all over the place since 'Nam!

On second thought, be my guest . . . sit on the floor as much as you want. Go ahead. In fact, why don't you do us all a favor and make out with the floor. French kiss it. Do it until you contract whatever deadly organism inhabits said floor and puts you in a lifelong coma.

If you want, i'll happily agree to pull the plug when the time comes.

___________________________________________________________

- THE BLACK GUY AT CENTURY THEATRES WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK WHEN KIDS HOP BETWEEN AUDITORIUMS



Despite my affinity for movies of all shapes and sizes, i rarely, if ever, venture out of my house to watch a film on the big screen (the way they're meant to be seen). I live a block away from a multiplex and i don't think i've stepped foot in it more than a handful of times. The most obvious reason for my avoidance is the fuckin prices. JESUS CHRIST! 9 fucking bucks for the new Lindsay Lohan masterpiece?!?!?!? She's great...but not THAT GREAT! If SHE isn't worth the money, then NO ONE is worth the money.

Just recently, i have found another reason to avoid that building like the plague: the fucking black dude who walks around the building with a walkie-talkie.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT GUUUUUUUUUUUUY. I used to be able to watch 3 or 4 movies for the price of one admission. I'd make a day out of it: i'd wake up at 9 in the morning, arrive at the theater at 11, and catch as much flicks as i can before closing time. There was an unwritten rule that said doing this was OK. The employees were usually always submissive to this practice....they'd look the other way when you snuck into a movie you didn't have a ticket for.

That's all changed.

Now there's this fucking goof with a Happy Meal badge who fucking follows you and shit. Even worse: he takes the MPAA ratings SERIOUSLY. Who the fuck takes those things seriously? HE DOES! I saw him kick out a bunch of 16 year old kids who had tickets for SUPERBAD (which was rated-R), all because they WEREN'T 17. Dude, what the fuck? They HAD the fucking tickets!!!!!! They paid for them!!!! Who gives a fuck how old they are. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

C'mon man!!!!!!! Have a heart!!!!!!! I thought black guys were suppose to be cool (cause, you know, they're from the "streets")!


____________________________________________________________________________

- JESSICA (ALBA AND SIMPSON)





I will never gain an erection off of either of these girls ever again. I can't. I expect a certain level of intelligence from the people i think about while jerking off. Their skills as thespians suck so bad that whatever chance i had at attaining a boner off of them is quickly shattered.

Jessica Alba's little role in David Wain's "THE TEN" was HORRRRRRRIBLE.

And Jessica Simpson's role in.......well........everything.......sucked bad, too.

_________________________________________________________

-PEOPLE (in general)



Society is shit. There are only a handful of people in this world that i can truly willingly tolerate being in the same room with for more than 30 seconds.



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my biggest hope for 2008 is that none of these things will exist beyond a faded memory in the new year.


The next time i see a person walking around in CROC's while talking into their fucking BLUETOOTH headsets, i swear to GOD i'm gonna come up from behind them, shove a potato sack over their head, and suffocate the fuck out of them.








Better watch your back.

THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN

i DARE you to look at this magazine cover and not laugh:








pretty hard, ain't it?











The best thing about it is the yellow block lettering of "TESTED FOR DRUGS."

These kids seriously need help. Their faces have "pathetic crack addict" written all over them!














Oh, and i also quite enjoy the toddler on the right's hat.

BIG BAD BUMMER

I finally tasted that Portobello Mushroom Six Dollar Burger everyone has been raving about.































































(it kinda sucked)

THIS PHOTO MAKES ME WANNA GO OUT AND START A KILLING SPREE

I haven't watched an episode of "The Hills" since season 2, and i'm pretty sure that's a good thing.

THIS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY SUCK

No Haim = No Good













ehhh, i'll probably still watch it.