HO LEE SHIT

3 hour season finale of LOST just ended. I can't believe it's gonna be a whole fucking year til season 5 starts. TORTUUUUUUUUUUUURE.


I saw MISTER LONELY today and mannnn was i disappointed! I liked Harmony Korine better when he was doped up on heroin. Fuuuuck.




ohhhhhhhhh shit, check this ouuuuut!

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

BREAKFAST

*garlic scrambled eggs
*Foreman-grilled Ball Park beef franks
*sliced tomatoes
*pico de gallo
*steamed rice
*el pan
*vanilla bean ice cream with generic Teddy Grams sprinkled throughout
*semen

WOAH REALLY?

I don't know what's worse . . . this or Lost Boys II.

WOOOWEEEE MY CROTCH STANKS!

...and the hotter-than-thou heatwave San Francisco is currently experiencing sure as fuck isn't helping. I just took a shower last night and when i woke up this morning it smelled like a donkey shot himself in the temple and his brains splattered all over my bedsheets. I've been thinking about shaving my pubes for a while now. Maybe that will help with the smell? My friend Earl told me that shaving his pubes was the best decision he ever made. In middle school i used to apply Old Spice on my ballsack. But then it got all flaky and i got scared cause i thought i contracted the "crabs" or some shit.


School is ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvver and i'm gonna try to be out-and-about every single day before summer school starts. Tobin Yelland is having a photo show at Hamburger Eyes this Sunday and i'm hoping i can make it. Since i'll be in The Mission, i might as well look for a blazer for my cousin's wedding in June. I've had my eye on the "1970's leisure suits" rack at Clothes Contact for a long while now.

CHOCOLATE COVERED MINI CORN DOGS ARE THE BEST KIND OF MINI CORN DOGS

Oh shit i went to MOONSTAR today and, like, there was this girl there and she was eating this chicken nugget kabob rather sensually, and i used my imagination and replaced the kabob with my friend Earl's penis and i was all like "damn grrrl! I didn't know you were half-Black?!!?!?!"










Oh shit and they got this chocolate fountain there and i acted as if it was a water fountain. Needless to say, i was quite stoked.



Too bad i ended up vomiting about a fourth of it when i got home.