THIS PHOTO MAKES ME WANNA GO OUT AND START A KILLING SPREE

I haven't watched an episode of "The Hills" since season 2, and i'm pretty sure that's a good thing.

THIS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY SUCK

No Haim = No Good













ehhh, i'll probably still watch it.

A SUMMARY OF 11-23-07 IN THE FORM OF STILL IMAGES

GUS VAN SANT IS MAKING A FILM ABOUT HARVEY MILK

....it's about damn time.

I WATCHED THE REMAKE OF "THE PARENT TRAP" TODAY

Firecrotch used to be sooooo hot!

Even her faux British accent was hot!

What happened? ! ? ! ? !





Eehhhhh, whatever.

GOOD PARENTING

I went to a free screening of JUNO and i swear to God there were, like, 6 year olds in the theater.

I applaud any parent who brings their prepubescent son and/or daughter to a movie about teen pregnancy. There may be hope for civilization after all!






The last scene of the film is SOOOOO FUCKING CUTE that i thought my head was gonna explode due to all the rays of CUTENESS being transmitted from the screen and into my BRAIN. The scene is even CUTER if you're familiar with The Moldy Peaches.

The lady in charge of the whole screening had the BEST cleavage. They looked like bags of milk. I LOVE milk.

I APPLIED AT JUICY COUTURE TODAY

I really hope i get it







*fingers crossed*