Friday, August 31, 2007

BABIES ARE HELLA ANNOYING

they're HELLA overrated

PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS ARE SO CONCEITED

you guys are HELLA holding up the bus! I need to get home!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

WHAT THE ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

In my Sophomore year of high school, i asked my Physiology teacher if it was possible to get pregnant from having intercourse through the "back." She laughed the question off and didn't give me an answer. In all actuality, I was dead serious and really wanted to know if it was at all possible to get impregnated in the butt.

Four years later, i came across this picture:


GOOD SCENE FROM AN OTHERWISE SO-AND-SO MOVIE

YUMMY



can't get much better than this.

HOW FUCKIN' CUTE IS....

......Lily Allen?



answer: HELLA (depending on the intensity of the light in whatever room she's standing in)

Monday, August 27, 2007

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

WHAT PART OF "EXTRA BUTTER" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!

.......i dislike a lot of people.

I paid five fucking bucks. The least you can do is give me some EXTRA FUCKING BUTTER.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

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EMMA STONE = HELLA COOL
CARSON DALY = HELLA TOOL

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

STALK TALK #1

I saw Jackson Ratima in line at some sort of deli in the Mission today. This is the second time i've seen him in that neighborhood. Im sorta sure he lives there.

FUNNY FACE

This morning at the DMV:


G: You have to retake your photo. Its illegal to make a funny face

I: wait, what?!? im making a funny face? Is that a funny face (points to mugshot photo)?

G: yeah...

I: .....ok......


(I then proceed to take a new photo. The new photo actually comes out more *worse* than the original)

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honestly, it wasn't my intention to "mug" the camera or contort my face in a humorous fashion - that's just how i *normally* look like when getting my picture taken (which is why i generally try to avoid getting photographed)

Saturday, August 11, 2007

HAIRSPRAY GIRL

A GIRL RESSEMBLING THE GIRL FROM HAIRSPRAY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN THIS WORLD.

Ohhhh man,

"Charles Angels: Full Throtle" ? ! ? ! ?



= LAME



(though Crispin Glover rules, as always)

TESTING

TESTING.....


TESTING......


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