Saturday, April 26, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
THE MOST RETARDED THING EVER
I just saw a few clips of Hilary "Hil-Rod" Clinton, Barrack "The Barrack" Obama, and John McCainmaniaorwhateverlameassnamehecameupwith on what i assume was Monday Night Raw? I don't really watch wrestling anymore, so I'm not really sure. All i remember is that it was sooooo fucking stupid.
All 3 were totally reading off cue cards! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Fucking losers. Is Larry Flynt still running for Prez? Shit. He'd be great. Fuck those other hoes.
All 3 were totally reading off cue cards! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Fucking losers. Is Larry Flynt still running for Prez? Shit. He'd be great. Fuck those other hoes.
Monday, April 21, 2008
"KEEP YOUR DIRTY PACKAGE OFF THE TABLE"
Wooooo! GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK!
Tonights episode was sooooooooooooooooooooo tasty!
Michelle Tractenberg is gonna be in next weeks episode. I hate her.
Tonights episode was sooooooooooooooooooooo tasty!
Michelle Tractenberg is gonna be in next weeks episode. I hate her.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
SHE'S BAAAAACK!
...and with blonde hair, no less:
Brunette...blonde....whatever. Still smokin'
She posted up 2 brand spanking new demos on her myspace, and they are very very very good. That's 3 "very"'s ! ! There's nothing higher than 3 "very"s! Well, maybe 4.
Weezer also just released a new single and i guess it's tolerable. What do i know? For all i know, it could be fucking amazing. It's just that whenever i hear something new from them, i have no choice but to compare it to the masterpiece known as PINKERTON. So far they haven't been able to reach that level of lyrical supremacy. Oh wells.
Brunette...blonde....whatever. Still smokin'
She posted up 2 brand spanking new demos on her myspace, and they are very very very good. That's 3 "very"'s ! ! There's nothing higher than 3 "very"s! Well, maybe 4.
Weezer also just released a new single and i guess it's tolerable. What do i know? For all i know, it could be fucking amazing. It's just that whenever i hear something new from them, i have no choice but to compare it to the masterpiece known as PINKERTON. So far they haven't been able to reach that level of lyrical supremacy. Oh wells.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
FUCKKED
I have a Nutrition test tomorrow, and instead of studying like i should be (cause i've been practically sleeping in class for the past 2 months), i'm watching "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" on YouTube.
i suck.
Is it just me, or are all the girls in the Harry Potter movies fucking attractive as hell? Who's the casting director for all these films? He/she is a fucking genius! Gaaah.
The redhead one, the smart one, the Irish one and the Asian one. Man, foreign accents and schoolgirl uniforms are a perfect fit.
And even though she was all deranged and loony and shit, Helena Bonham Carter was still hot. Once again, another example of how a foreign accent could make all the more difference.
oh, and the new Phantom Planet record came out today and i need to buy it. It's good. I went to a concert of theirs last week and it was great.....despite all the fucking annoying girls screaming and dancing around like demon-possessed idiots . Fuck. I wish the concert was "boys only."
i suck.
Is it just me, or are all the girls in the Harry Potter movies fucking attractive as hell? Who's the casting director for all these films? He/she is a fucking genius! Gaaah.
The redhead one, the smart one, the Irish one and the Asian one. Man, foreign accents and schoolgirl uniforms are a perfect fit.
And even though she was all deranged and loony and shit, Helena Bonham Carter was still hot. Once again, another example of how a foreign accent could make all the more difference.
oh, and the new Phantom Planet record came out today and i need to buy it. It's good. I went to a concert of theirs last week and it was great.....despite all the fucking annoying girls screaming and dancing around like demon-possessed idiots . Fuck. I wish the concert was "boys only."
Sunday, April 6, 2008
I SAW THE HOTTEST GIRL ON THE BUS TODAY
Oooooooh wee, she was hot. I should've taken a picture of her with the shitty camera built into my phone. But every time i snap a pic of anything, it makes a really loud sound effect. Like......the sound of a shutter. And i can't for the life of me figure out how to turn it off, or at least turn it down.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo! I'm starting to forget how she looks like! Shit. She's fading away from my memory as I type! Noooooooooooooo! Fuck. Fuck. Ummmmmmmmmm....no!!!! She's gone. Fuck.
She had an appreciation for the color orange. I find that strangely attractive. Freckles, pale complextion, jet black hair - the whole shebang.
She kinda had a Zooey Deshcanel/Lisa Loeb/Tina Fey/Vampira/Velma from "Scooby Doo" thing goin' on.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo! I'm starting to forget how she looks like! Shit. She's fading away from my memory as I type! Noooooooooooooo! Fuck. Fuck. Ummmmmmmmmm....no!!!! She's gone. Fuck.
She had an appreciation for the color orange. I find that strangely attractive. Freckles, pale complextion, jet black hair - the whole shebang.
She kinda had a Zooey Deshcanel/Lisa Loeb/Tina Fey/Vampira/Velma from "Scooby Doo" thing goin' on.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
There's now a 200 dollar fine for bringing food onto a BART train.
I wonder what's the fine for *actually* EATING food on a BART train. Fuck. That shit is steep. Why can't you let me eat my stick of salami in peace?!?! I ain't hurtin' anyone!!!!
Who do you think i am?!?!?! This guy?:
I wonder what's the fine for *actually* EATING food on a BART train. Fuck. That shit is steep. Why can't you let me eat my stick of salami in peace?!?! I ain't hurtin' anyone!!!!
Who do you think i am?!?!?! This guy?:
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