Oh shit i went to MOONSTAR today and, like, there was this girl there and she was eating this chicken nugget kabob rather sensually, and i used my imagination and replaced the kabob with my friend Earl's penis and i was all like "damn grrrl! I didn't know you were half-Black?!!?!?!"
Oh shit and they got this chocolate fountain there and i acted as if it was a water fountain. Needless to say, i was quite stoked.
Too bad i ended up vomiting about a fourth of it when i got home.