Saturday, May 10, 2008

CHOCOLATE COVERED MINI CORN DOGS ARE THE BEST KIND OF MINI CORN DOGS

Oh shit i went to MOONSTAR today and, like, there was this girl there and she was eating this chicken nugget kabob rather sensually, and i used my imagination and replaced the kabob with my friend Earl's penis and i was all like "damn grrrl! I didn't know you were half-Black?!!?!?!"










Oh shit and they got this chocolate fountain there and i acted as if it was a water fountain. Needless to say, i was quite stoked.



Too bad i ended up vomiting about a fourth of it when i got home.