Friday, May 16, 2008

WOOOWEEEE MY CROTCH STANKS!

...and the hotter-than-thou heatwave San Francisco is currently experiencing sure as fuck isn't helping. I just took a shower last night and when i woke up this morning it smelled like a donkey shot himself in the temple and his brains splattered all over my bedsheets. I've been thinking about shaving my pubes for a while now. Maybe that will help with the smell? My friend Earl told me that shaving his pubes was the best decision he ever made. In middle school i used to apply Old Spice on my ballsack. But then it got all flaky and i got scared cause i thought i contracted the "crabs" or some shit.


School is ovvvvvvvvvvvvvvver and i'm gonna try to be out-and-about every single day before summer school starts. Tobin Yelland is having a photo show at Hamburger Eyes this Sunday and i'm hoping i can make it. Since i'll be in The Mission, i might as well look for a blazer for my cousin's wedding in June. I've had my eye on the "1970's leisure suits" rack at Clothes Contact for a long while now.