SOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOD

....hands down, the tastiest thing to ever enter my mouth (well, except for maybe cock)


Damn Chester, you really outdid yourself this time. I forgive you for giving birth to that bastard child of yours known as "Flamin' Hot." Fuck that kid. I don't get all the hype. You can't even taste the CHEESE! Maybe he was adopted and/or is a test tube baby?

But i still don't forgive you for "Puffs." Those flat out SUCK.

NICE BREASTS!

Firecrotch is packin' heat!

CLEAVAGE PATROL #1

DATE - THE 15TH OF FEBRUARY 2008, FRIDAY
TIME - 10:45 IN THE AM

NAME: unknown
AGE: she looked between the ages of 19 and 24
ETHNICITY: Caucasian
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: the 71 MUNI bus heading down Haight St. towards the Ferry Building
HOTNESS OF CLEAVAGE: 10 out 10
OTHER COMMENTS: she was sporting a nice looking pair of Nancy Sinatra-esque knee high boots. I eavesdropped on her cellphone conversation and apparently she was going to the DeYoung Museum to stare at stuff, and afterwards was going to meet up with whoever she was talking to on the phone to catch a movie (lucky bastard). Oh, and she looked like a peach-haired life sized version of Tinkerbell (which in of itself is a MAJOR boner inducer). We also happened to both be wearing identical palatinate purple corduroys. She, of course, looked better in them.

THE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

Ken Miller + Daniel Desario + David Gordon Green + M.I.A = WOAH SHIIIIET!

"YOU SUCK, WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF THE STAGE HO!"

damn. Greatest snippet of dialogue in primetime television history...courtesy of:




Thanks, Kev.

OHHMIGOSSH, SCARLETT JOHANSSON TOTALLY JUST CALLED ME!

...she told me to vote for Barrack Obama.




i was gonna vote for Bush again, but then i saw that he isn't running for re-election, so i guess i should just listen to my dick.....err, i mean my "heart"...and take Scarlett's advice and vote for Baarrackdkfdfddk.