FUCK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I just had the worst conversation of my life. It was with a robot (of Indian origin, i assume). What fucking genius thought up of the idea for robots to handle appointments and shit over the phone? Fuck. So fucking frustrating. Gaaaah. It's especially more frustrating since I went through puberty last week and i guess my voice isn't as decipherable as it once was.






ROBOT: Please, state your first name

ME: Joe

ROBOT: I'm sorry, i didn't get that. Please, state your name

ME: JOE

ROBOT: I'm sorry, i didn't get that. Please, state your name

ME: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

Operator: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please wait while i transfer your call to the nearest available operator








BITCH! I should've been hooked up to a fucking operator in the first place. I don't trust robots. The first chance they get, they'll turn on you. Haven't we learned ANYTHING from the Terminator movies? Gaaaaah what the fuck. I want those 20 minutes of my life back! I could've, like, jerked off 4 times within that span of time.

EXCIIIIIIIIIIITED

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

SWEATPANT ADVENTURES

i skated at the new Potrero park this morning at like 6. Jake Phelps was there. He has old man elbows. He was quite the gentleman (which is a far cry from what he apparently was at a contest i went to a bunch of years ago). I think he wanted to get in a quick session before work. Fuck, that place is gnarly. A lot of chicks frequent the park, too. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Fuck, MAMMA MIA comes out soon. I love ABBA. I hope i'm not the only (straight) guy in the theater.








i want this:

I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO BECOMING THE FILIPINO-AMERICAN VERSION OF COREY HAIM

What can i say? Well, for one thing, i can't say i'm surprised. I knew what was gonna happen.Or did I?


I'm actually not that bummed. The only real gripe i have is that i have to wait TWO FUCKING WEEKS to do it again. Too many teens out and about, probably. Thanks a lot SUMMERTIME. You're a real bummer. A fox . . . but a bummer, nevertheless. Once again, for the one-millionth time, GOD has fucked me over. Screw you, you FUCKING SON-OF-A-BITCH. Wait, GOD doesn't have a mother . . . or a father for that matter. I guess that makes him a FUCKING BASTARD.



Shit, i think i just totally totally screwed up the cosmic balance of the universe, didn't i? Sorry GOD! You know i'm just playin'!!! (or AM i?)








aaaaah shit, Heather Graham. I'll have you in my clutches. Someday.












































Fuck red ferrari's