NOW I KNOW HOW JESUS FELT

i fucked up my hand.


I accidentally grabbed onto a bunch of barbwire in an attempt to stop myself from falling off my board. I should've just fell.

It feels all numb and tingly. I feel like chopping the fucker off cause there's really no use for it anymore.

I hope i never get crucified. Do they still consider that a form of punishment? Or would it be considered too cruel and unusual? In my opinion, ALL punishments should be cruel and unusual (unusual = comedy). I know they don't use the electric chair anymore and stuff....but what about "death by crucifixion on top of a mountain top at high noon?" Fuck. Note to self: never go to jail



Oh, and there's this motherfucker who works at DLXSF who is pretty much a big fucking asshole who can suck my dick. Fuck you, fucker.

THIS IS WHAT ALL MUSIC VIDEOS SHOULD LOOK LIKE

MY REVIEW OF HILLTOP MALL

that place sucks.
















































































































































The security guards cruise around on fuckin' Segway scooters! SEGWAYS! Really? C'mon! ! !

IT MUST BE SOMETHING IN THE WATER

There was a girl on the M train who looked like Chloe Sevigny



Chloe Sevigny is hot. So was this girl.


On the subject of MUNI:
i just heard their raising the fast pass price from 45 to 60 bucks. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!




Oh, and there's this store on Van Ness called American Rag...and yeah, they fucking suck. I hate hate hate the people that work there. They have a GREAT selection of beanies for dirt cheap, though.