Monday, February 18, 2008
SOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOD
....hands down, the tastiest thing to ever enter my mouth (well, except for maybe cock)
Damn Chester, you really outdid yourself this time. I forgive you for giving birth to that bastard child of yours known as "Flamin' Hot." Fuck that kid. I don't get all the hype. You can't even taste the CHEESE! Maybe he was adopted and/or is a test tube baby?
But i still don't forgive you for "Puffs." Those flat out SUCK.
Friday, February 15, 2008
CLEAVAGE PATROL #1
DATE - THE 15TH OF FEBRUARY 2008, FRIDAY
TIME - 10:45 IN THE AM
NAME: unknown
AGE: she looked between the ages of 19 and 24
ETHNICITY: Caucasian
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: the 71 MUNI bus heading down Haight St. towards the Ferry Building
HOTNESS OF CLEAVAGE: 10 out 10
OTHER COMMENTS: she was sporting a nice looking pair of Nancy Sinatra-esque knee high boots. I eavesdropped on her cellphone conversation and apparently she was going to the DeYoung Museum to stare at stuff, and afterwards was going to meet up with whoever she was talking to on the phone to catch a movie (lucky bastard). Oh, and she looked like a peach-haired life sized version of Tinkerbell (which in of itself is a MAJOR boner inducer). We also happened to both be wearing identical palatinate purple corduroys. She, of course, looked better in them.
TIME - 10:45 IN THE AM
NAME: unknown
AGE: she looked between the ages of 19 and 24
ETHNICITY: Caucasian
LAST KNOWN WHEREABOUTS: the 71 MUNI bus heading down Haight St. towards the Ferry Building
HOTNESS OF CLEAVAGE: 10 out 10
OTHER COMMENTS: she was sporting a nice looking pair of Nancy Sinatra-esque knee high boots. I eavesdropped on her cellphone conversation and apparently she was going to the DeYoung Museum to stare at stuff, and afterwards was going to meet up with whoever she was talking to on the phone to catch a movie (lucky bastard). Oh, and she looked like a peach-haired life sized version of Tinkerbell (which in of itself is a MAJOR boner inducer). We also happened to both be wearing identical palatinate purple corduroys. She, of course, looked better in them.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
OHHMIGOSSH, SCARLETT JOHANSSON TOTALLY JUST CALLED ME!
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