Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
WHAT THE ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
In my Sophomore year of high school, i asked my Physiology teacher if it was possible to get pregnant from having intercourse through the "back." She laughed the question off and didn't give me an answer. In all actuality, I was dead serious and really wanted to know if it was at all possible to get impregnated in the butt.
Four years later, i came across this picture:
Four years later, i came across this picture:
HOW FUCKIN' CUTE IS....
......Lily Allen?
answer: HELLA (depending on the intensity of the light in whatever room she's standing in)
answer: HELLA (depending on the intensity of the light in whatever room she's standing in)
Monday, August 27, 2007
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
WHAT PART OF "EXTRA BUTTER" DONT YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!
.......i dislike a lot of people.
I paid five fucking bucks. The least you can do is give me some EXTRA FUCKING BUTTER.
I paid five fucking bucks. The least you can do is give me some EXTRA FUCKING BUTTER.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
STALK TALK #1
I saw Jackson Ratima in line at some sort of deli in the Mission today. This is the second time i've seen him in that neighborhood. Im sorta sure he lives there.
FUNNY FACE
This morning at the DMV:
G: You have to retake your photo. Its illegal to make a funny face
I: wait, what?!? im making a funny face? Is that a funny face (points to mugshot photo)?
G: yeah...
I: .....ok......
(I then proceed to take a new photo. The new photo actually comes out more *worse* than the original)
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honestly, it wasn't my intention to "mug" the camera or contort my face in a humorous fashion - that's just how i *normally* look like when getting my picture taken (which is why i generally try to avoid getting photographed)
G: You have to retake your photo. Its illegal to make a funny face
I: wait, what?!? im making a funny face? Is that a funny face (points to mugshot photo)?
G: yeah...
I: .....ok......
(I then proceed to take a new photo. The new photo actually comes out more *worse* than the original)
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honestly, it wasn't my intention to "mug" the camera or contort my face in a humorous fashion - that's just how i *normally* look like when getting my picture taken (which is why i generally try to avoid getting photographed)
Saturday, August 11, 2007
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